Quotes of the Day

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
(Pause for breath)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

-mfdc, upon learning of the indictment of Republi-Criminal Tom Delay.

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"If you hurt a guy's feelings, there's a chance you might bounce back and truly be 'just friends.' But if you hurt a guy's pride, forget it, you're fucked."

-mfdc

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"You're a moron and your dog is gay, too."

-mfdc