I would say I have a better-than-maybe chance. You see, in my research for my still-as-yet-incomplete-and-unposted Fer project, I discovered that I was the First Person Ever to use a haiku in Fer's Guest Book, which is the branch from whence the leaves of our little webiverse did spring.
I don't know what the fuck I just said right there, but what I MEANT to say, was that I haiku'd FIRST! HA!
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Well, in either case,
You'll be invigorated
And end up naked.
So, you know, just see how it goes...
;p
Excellent use of the word "invigorated"...Queen of the Ku??? Maybe...Maybe!
I would say I have a better-than-maybe chance. You see, in my research for my still-as-yet-incomplete-and-unposted Fer project, I discovered that I was the First Person Ever to use a haiku in Fer's Guest Book, which is the branch from whence the leaves of our little webiverse did spring.
I don't know what the fuck I just said right there, but what I MEANT to say, was that I haiku'd FIRST! HA!
Well then, it's official...you ARE Queen of the Ku. Rock On!
Behold, after much laborious searching, I have two objects d'significance to offer:
1.) I am hilarious.
2.) THE FIRST EVER KCSHOW.COM HAIKU (brace yourself)
"Haiku Deebo - Friday, May 2nd, 2003 7:14 AM PDT
A haiku for Kris:
Chex Mix in the Morn
Boot up the old computer
To check the update"
Sweeet!
Other names I'm waiting to use:
King of the Ku
Ku-tacular
Ku-tastic
Ku the Cunting Bitch (This would be reserved for a very bad Ku creator)
Thanks for holding it down, guys, while I've been busy and utterly GAYWOL.
Rockdog, you've opened up entirely new linguistic possibilities by using "cunt" as a verb.
I must ponder this.
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