Monday, August 29, 2005

Haiku of the Day

It's a late, LATE night.
Riddle me this, shit-biscuit:
Sleep in or work out?

8 Comments:

Blogger Danielle said...

Well, in either case,
You'll be invigorated
And end up naked.

So, you know, just see how it goes...

;p

7:18 AM  
Blogger MrRyanO said...

Excellent use of the word "invigorated"...Queen of the Ku??? Maybe...Maybe!

8:01 PM  
Blogger Danielle said...

I would say I have a better-than-maybe chance. You see, in my research for my still-as-yet-incomplete-and-unposted Fer project, I discovered that I was the First Person Ever to use a haiku in Fer's Guest Book, which is the branch from whence the leaves of our little webiverse did spring.

I don't know what the fuck I just said right there, but what I MEANT to say, was that I haiku'd FIRST! HA!

8:09 PM  
Blogger MrRyanO said...

Well then, it's official...you ARE Queen of the Ku. Rock On!

5:51 AM  
Blogger Danielle said...

Behold, after much laborious searching, I have two objects d'significance to offer:

1.) I am hilarious.

2.) THE FIRST EVER KCSHOW.COM HAIKU (brace yourself)

"Haiku Deebo - Friday, May 2nd, 2003 7:14 AM PDT

A haiku for Kris:

Chex Mix in the Morn
Boot up the old computer
To check the update"

7:04 AM  
Blogger MrRyanO said...

Sweeet!

7:24 AM  
Blogger MrRyanO said...

Other names I'm waiting to use:

King of the Ku
Ku-tacular
Ku-tastic

Ku the Cunting Bitch (This would be reserved for a very bad Ku creator)

9:29 AM  
Blogger MFDC said...

Thanks for holding it down, guys, while I've been busy and utterly GAYWOL.

Rockdog, you've opened up entirely new linguistic possibilities by using "cunt" as a verb.

I must ponder this.

10:06 PM  

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