Haiku(s) of the Day- Brain Droppings

Writer's block is GAY.
My haikus make the bitches
wet like New Orleans.

It's sweet that FEMA's
completely inadequate.
Tax cuts for the rich!

Dear The Fuck-Faces,
Could you stop shooting at the
hospitals? Thanks, guys.

The five-seven-five
and the 818, bitches.
SFV fo' life.