Thursday, September 22, 2005

Haiku of the Day

The South once again
is Mother Nature's cumrag.
Hurricane Rita

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At McDonald's, some guy came up to me and said, "Hey man, could I borrow a dollar? I'm across the street getting gas..." I briefly glanced at the $4.00 pack or Marlboro Reds in his shirt pocket and said "No."

Should I feel something?

7 Comments:

Blogger Danielle said...

Proud!

I ignore pleas for money every day. After awhile, you don't even question "feelings." You're way ahead of the game.

And $4.00 for Marlboro Reds??? They're almost $9 here!

3:31 PM  
Blogger CJ Sorg said...

Hey Dan...can I borrow a dollar? It's so I can buy gas to take my kid to "Cigarette World" - they've got games and rides and lots of ashtrays!

10:09 AM  
Blogger MFDC said...

If we're going to "Cigarette World," then not only can you borrow a dollar, but I'll pay all our admission! Road trip!

1:22 PM  
Blogger CJ Sorg said...

Sweeeeet!

They've got a new ride there called the Zippo.

We can ride the cigarette boat through Cancer Caverns!!



...word verification..how's that working out?

I just had to type "medydub". WTF?

8:16 PM  
Blogger MFDC said...

"...word verification..how's that working out?"

Um. Yeah. Sorry about that, the spam just got to me. I wish it would generate words like "speculum." Or "clitoris."

My Word is "keoaybke."

10:41 PM  
Blogger CJ Sorg said...

Well, it's certainly not something you should be sorry for....it's looking like I'll need to go that direction soon. The 3 or 4 blogs I've posted have been hit by spam within 10 minutes of posting them.

I'm in the habit now of waiting a few minutes after each blog entry and killing off the one or two spams that come in.

pahjaatp - word verification indeed!

8:41 AM  
Blogger CJ Sorg said...

HA HA

Now it wants me to type "goopi"!

Whoohoo!

8:42 AM  

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