Sunday, August 07, 2005

Quote of the Day

(OK, so I've got nothing for you today. But I have to put SOMETHING up... the thought of letting all 3 of you down makes me sad. Ergo, I will quote someone else for the "Quote of the Day" and provide a funny link.)

"I know, you're wondering why am I using a slimy loophole to appoint a morally compromised fatty with a greasy moustache who'd sell the Constitution down the River Styx if I told him to? Because I fucking can, you rot-cunt motherfuckers."

-President Bush, by way of whitehouse.org.

2 Comments:

Blogger Danielle said...

Hilarious. I always keep forgetting about that site, so thanks for keeping it on the radar.

Another hilarious Quote of the Day option could have been, "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, motherfucking P!!!!, motherfukka!!!"

5:58 AM  
Blogger CJ Sorg said...

All three of us appreciate your efforts.

Haiku:

Thanks for blogging Dan
You really are the greatest
You have pink nipples

9:47 PM  

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