Beefcake of Habit
I went Shopping yesterday. It's only something I do once or MAYBE twice a year, so I feel it worthy of a journal update. Well, that, plus I'm going through one of my periodic creative dry spells and this is the best shit I can come up with.
I needed some motherfucking New Jeans. My one remaining pair of Old Jeans developed a hole in the knee. That is not a tragedy in itself, but it did make it a hell of a lot more difficult to hide the fact that most of the time I pretty much just wear the same fucking pair of jeans every day. BEING gauche is fine, but APPEARING gauche... not cool.
After dinner, I hopped in my sweet ride and headed down to the Burbank Mall and made a beeline for Sears. Don't look at me like that. I have a Sears Card and take a perverse delight in using it. Hot Topic is for scenester bitches.
As I was trying on different pairs of jeans I rediscovered a couple of things about myself-
1. I am a magnificent slab of beefcake. This is a pretty common realization among recording engineers, with all the long hours working outdoors in the sun doing heavy lifting and beating up lumberjacks. We tend to be a well-tanned, rugged lot that nourish ourselves with venison that we track down and kill with our bare hands.
2. I am a creature of habit. I had tried on about 5 pairs of jeans before I found what I liked- Levi's 505 Regular Fit, W-36 L-32. While I was putting back on my old jeans I glanced at the tag for the first time and was not surprised to see that they were Levi's 505 Regular Fit, W-36 L-32.
I also bought a belt with a shiny buckle. It's REVERSIBLE.
I needed some motherfucking New Jeans. My one remaining pair of Old Jeans developed a hole in the knee. That is not a tragedy in itself, but it did make it a hell of a lot more difficult to hide the fact that most of the time I pretty much just wear the same fucking pair of jeans every day. BEING gauche is fine, but APPEARING gauche... not cool.
After dinner, I hopped in my sweet ride and headed down to the Burbank Mall and made a beeline for Sears. Don't look at me like that. I have a Sears Card and take a perverse delight in using it. Hot Topic is for scenester bitches.
As I was trying on different pairs of jeans I rediscovered a couple of things about myself-
1. I am a magnificent slab of beefcake. This is a pretty common realization among recording engineers, with all the long hours working outdoors in the sun doing heavy lifting and beating up lumberjacks. We tend to be a well-tanned, rugged lot that nourish ourselves with venison that we track down and kill with our bare hands.
2. I am a creature of habit. I had tried on about 5 pairs of jeans before I found what I liked- Levi's 505 Regular Fit, W-36 L-32. While I was putting back on my old jeans I glanced at the tag for the first time and was not surprised to see that they were Levi's 505 Regular Fit, W-36 L-32.
I also bought a belt with a shiny buckle. It's REVERSIBLE.
posted by MFDC at 12:04 PM
5 Comments:
MFDC! Can we get a picture of the shiny belt buckle? Shiny things make me happy.
"I rediscovered a couple of things about myself-
1. I am a magnificent slab of beefcake."
Indeed. Anything else I say here is going to invite a snarky commentary from Fer, who likes to be all up in my Kool-Aid, but whateves.
I just don't understand how you needed to "rediscover" your beefcake status. I guess some things are taken for granted when you're fly.
2. I am a creature of habit.
Again, how this is a "rediscovery" is completely beyond me. That's like me saying, "I recently rediscovered the fact that I am a stalker."
;)
PS - #4?
Buckle Pic added.
Sweet! Shiny! Happiness ensues!
I can't stop looking at it...
what about the other side?
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