Script Idea
I am, for some reason, still in severe brain-cramp mode. So while I zone out to this, why don't you peeps who have all been writing blog-novels and shit expand on this-
"MFDC- Crime-Solving Engineer"
Premise-
Enigmatic, sexy recording engineer MFDC thwarts the plans of various Master Criminals using his sweet Pro Tools skills and an SM 57.
Go!
"MFDC- Crime-Solving Engineer"
Premise-
Enigmatic, sexy recording engineer MFDC thwarts the plans of various Master Criminals using his sweet Pro Tools skills and an SM 57.
Go!
posted by MFDC at 12:01 AM
18 Comments:
The SM 57...really? I had a great idea until you said that...I don't know if I can work with the SM 57.
I'm ALL. OVER. this shit! Except I'm writing myself in as an A&R bitch with a heart of gold... This might create some problems when submitting to the MPAA, but I'll write a Disney version, too.
Please clarify SM 57.
SM-57
Ok, so that's basically your Light Saber, huh?
Can you expand on "cardioid?"
Cardioid- A microphone that picks up sound only from the front and rejects sound from the sides and rear.
I personally went old school and prefer the L14 as my weapon of choice. It's who I am...It's what I do. Shure Prologue and Me. Kickin' it old school...up in here.
ROCKDOG! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? WHERE IS THE CHILD?
NOTICE TO ALL RECORDING STUDIO "TALENT":
If you are a dick to the studio's tech staff, do NOT be surprised when you're vocal microphone smells like an ass.
"ROCKDOG! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? WHERE IS THE CHILD?"
I've been here doin my thing. No child yet. Probably inducing on Monday.
MFDC...does your silence mean that I have you in awe with my L14?...or are you doing that "work" thing again?
Dan, you knew naming a piece of audio equipment would coax some insecure wannabee "engineer" to try to sound cool by naming more expensive and obscure pieces of audio equipment. I believe your script idea needs a revision.
Deebo, did you bring the insecure wannabee engineer to the party again? I told you they're don't play well with others.
No! I was supposed to bring all the bitches, remember? You said, "Deebo, I'll bring the Zima, and you bring all the bitches to Danland. And stop at Walgreen's and get a bag of cherry Jolly Ranchers."
Mmmmmmmm...Jolly Ranchers!
"MFDC...does your silence mean that I have you in awe with my L14?...or are you doing that "work" thing again?"
Work. BUT, you do get props for the obscure audio reference!
BTW, if you're bringing Jolly Ranchers to Danland and don't bring some Green Apple, I shall be very disappointed.
Maybe you can get McD's to add Jolly Ranchers to the menu! Get I get a McRancher to go...with a coke?
"BTW, if you're bringing Jolly Ranchers to Danland and don't bring some Green Apple, I shall be very disappointed."
Well, considering these are MY favorite flavor, as well, good luck coaxing them from my keeping.
You'd have to wrestle me for them. Do you still have all that pudding??
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