Random Shit. Or "Shiznit," As The Kidz Are Screamin' Nowadayz.
- I have decided that 2006 is the Year Of "Woot!"
- My vaca was super-shweet. Woot woot!
- New York City? Awesome. 'Walking' everywhere? GAY.
- Speaking of Gay, at New York Sports Club I swear that EVERY SINGLE MEMBER of the Village People was changing in the locker room. Indian was checking out his new patterned boxer-briefs in the full-length mirror while Construction Worker made sure his hair-products were perfectly applied. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
- Rochester is still cute. But do you know what's cuter? That's right, my motherfucking new nephew Parker!
- Which reminds me... LISTEN UP, Baby Bitches! In the next 15-30 years or so if you break my nephew's heart I will punch you in the fucking VULVA, Baby Bitch. Got it? As long we understand each other, you can go back to whatever it was you were doing... crapping yourself, or perhaps vomiting up breast milk.
- There's more, but I totally just fell asleep between thoughts. Beddy-bye time.
- My vaca was super-shweet. Woot woot!
- New York City? Awesome. 'Walking' everywhere? GAY.
- Speaking of Gay, at New York Sports Club I swear that EVERY SINGLE MEMBER of the Village People was changing in the locker room. Indian was checking out his new patterned boxer-briefs in the full-length mirror while Construction Worker made sure his hair-products were perfectly applied. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
- Rochester is still cute. But do you know what's cuter? That's right, my motherfucking new nephew Parker!
- Which reminds me... LISTEN UP, Baby Bitches! In the next 15-30 years or so if you break my nephew's heart I will punch you in the fucking VULVA, Baby Bitch. Got it? As long we understand each other, you can go back to whatever it was you were doing... crapping yourself, or perhaps vomiting up breast milk.
- There's more, but I totally just fell asleep between thoughts. Beddy-bye time.
posted by MFDC at 12:33 AM
1 Comments:
With that ass, you're lucky you even ESCAPED NYSC in tact and ready to eat the Best Steak Ever!
WOOT.
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