Cancel Your Dinner Plans...
... because Mc Rib. Is. BACK!!
The pork-esque meat-analog! The least-common-denominator Barbecue Sauce! The inoffensive-to-any-demographic oval bread! Mmmmmm...
What?!? Can't you hear the Choirs Of Heaven singing? Specifically, the Choirs Of Heaven (featuring Meat Loaf.) I know that Meat Loaf isn't dead, but for some reason it's his voice taking the lead on "The McRib Song-"
"Ooooooooooh, ooooooooooooh....
My sweet baby McRib!
I want you back at myyyyyyy crib!
You're so hot and fucking juicy
I gotta fucking wear me a bib!
Oooooh Yeah!"
This holiday season is clearly going to Kick Ass! Merry Christmas to me!
The pork-esque meat-analog! The least-common-denominator Barbecue Sauce! The inoffensive-to-any-demographic oval bread! Mmmmmm...
What?!? Can't you hear the Choirs Of Heaven singing? Specifically, the Choirs Of Heaven (featuring Meat Loaf.) I know that Meat Loaf isn't dead, but for some reason it's his voice taking the lead on "The McRib Song-"
"Ooooooooooh, ooooooooooooh....
My sweet baby McRib!
I want you back at myyyyyyy crib!
You're so hot and fucking juicy
I gotta fucking wear me a bib!
Oooooh Yeah!"
This holiday season is clearly going to Kick Ass! Merry Christmas to me!
posted by MFDC at 12:55 PM
4 Comments:
Wow.
I don't think I've ever known you to be so excited about ANYTHING!! I have to admit to being vaguely jealous. YES. I said it. I'm jealous of a SANDWICH.
At first I thought, "What does the McRib have that I don't? I am a living, breathing girl! I know how to speak and stuff. What is it about this sandwich that elevates MFDC to such unparalleled heights of enjoyment?"
I pondered this question while staring at the wall yesterday. Could it be the visible "ribs?" My ribs will never be visible, but I have boobs, so that's one point for me.
It can't be the coke or the fries, you can get those with the #4 anyday. It could be the sauce. That's a possibility. It could also be the meat, but again, I have attributes that clearly would trump both of these ingredients.
And then I figured it out. It's the oval-shaped buns. I will never have buns, oval-shaped or otherwise.
Sigh.
"ptmfc"
McRib got BACK.
I likes you best, but McRib is my "freebie," along with Emma Watson in a few years.
"bgpxbjqd"
Ok, fine, but she better be legal by then! I am not desirous of visiting you in the clink. A "freebie's" not worth it.
Hmm...I wonder who my "freebie" is?
"pbjrpme"
Dude, do they do this every year? How long do they last in the freezer? Maybe we can all chip n and by you a 3 month supply to be rationed out during the rest of the year...or I can store them in the trunk of my car. Let me know...K?
"Crankshaft"
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