National Thankocity Day

Dear God,

It's American Thankfulness-Expression-Of Day. Since I'm too tired and cranky to whip up any genuine emotion, I hope You will be mollified by MFDC's special brand of faux-gratitude.

I'm thankful for the term "woot." It encapsulates so much AND makes me giggle.

I'm thankful for Music and all of its related funliness, like iPods and my career.

I'm thankful that I can refer to myself with an acronym in the third person and make it seem ironic rather than coming off as a pretentious cunt.

I'm thankful for my Family, Friends and Other.

I'm thankful that the film "Supersize Me" turned the nation into a bunch of Vegan Pussies, leaving more delicious McDonald's French Fries for me!

I'm not at all thankful for War. In fact, fuck war.

I'm thankful for Southern California's climate. Shirtsleeves in November? Woot.

I, too, am thankful for Text Messaging. Also- air travel, cellular telephones, and warming massage gel.

I'm thankful for my Sweet G4 Lappy.

I'm thankful for whatever goodness is generated in this oil-is-more-valuable-than-human-life world.

Happy Thanksgiving, cunt-faces!