A Day Off In The Life Of
I woke the fuck up at 10 AM this morning, threw on some mandles and jeans, made my way through the back yard (exchanging high-fives with the guys who are remodeling the kitchen,) and hopped on the computer. So what's new?
A couple of people have sent me this link- http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/
New on iTunes yesterday- Neil Diamond. At the risk of a (very) lengthy "I told you so" from Fer, I gots to say I LOVE this record. Who knew? Fer and Rick Rubin, obviously.
What else is new today? Not much. It's raining and my brain is sluggish.
On the way to the gym today, there was a car ahead of me that wouldn't make a left-hand turn even though there were no cars coming and no pedestrians in the crosswalk. I wanted to introduce a fatal embolism into the driver's carotid artery by FARTING DIRECTLY INTO HER BLOODSTREAM, and I said so. Out loud.
Also? I just chewed 3 packs of Orbit Citrusmint.
That is all.
A couple of people have sent me this link- http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/
New on iTunes yesterday- Neil Diamond. At the risk of a (very) lengthy "I told you so" from Fer, I gots to say I LOVE this record. Who knew? Fer and Rick Rubin, obviously.
What else is new today? Not much. It's raining and my brain is sluggish.
On the way to the gym today, there was a car ahead of me that wouldn't make a left-hand turn even though there were no cars coming and no pedestrians in the crosswalk. I wanted to introduce a fatal embolism into the driver's carotid artery by FARTING DIRECTLY INTO HER BLOODSTREAM, and I said so. Out loud.
Also? I just chewed 3 packs of Orbit Citrusmint.
That is all.
posted by MFDC at 10:12 PM
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