Cancel Your Dinner Plans...

... because Mc Rib. Is. BACK!!



The pork-esque meat-analog! The least-common-denominator Barbecue Sauce! The inoffensive-to-any-demographic oval bread! Mmmmmm...

What?!? Can't you hear the Choirs Of Heaven singing? Specifically, the Choirs Of Heaven (featuring Meat Loaf.) I know that Meat Loaf isn't dead, but for some reason it's his voice taking the lead on "The McRib Song-"

"Ooooooooooh, ooooooooooooh....
My sweet baby McRib!
I want you back at myyyyyyy crib!
You're so hot and fucking juicy
I gotta fucking wear me a bib!
Oooooh Yeah!"

This holiday season is clearly going to Kick Ass! Merry Christmas to me!

National Thankocity Day

Dear God,

It's American Thankfulness-Expression-Of Day. Since I'm too tired and cranky to whip up any genuine emotion, I hope You will be mollified by MFDC's special brand of faux-gratitude.

I'm thankful for the term "woot." It encapsulates so much AND makes me giggle.

I'm thankful for Music and all of its related funliness, like iPods and my career.

I'm thankful that I can refer to myself with an acronym in the third person and make it seem ironic rather than coming off as a pretentious cunt.

I'm thankful for my Family, Friends and Other.

I'm thankful that the film "Supersize Me" turned the nation into a bunch of Vegan Pussies, leaving more delicious McDonald's French Fries for me!

I'm not at all thankful for War. In fact, fuck war.

I'm thankful for Southern California's climate. Shirtsleeves in November? Woot.

I, too, am thankful for Text Messaging. Also- air travel, cellular telephones, and warming massage gel.

I'm thankful for my Sweet G4 Lappy.

I'm thankful for whatever goodness is generated in this oil-is-more-valuable-than-human-life world.

Happy Thanksgiving, cunt-faces!

Rock 'n' Roll Soldier

Otis And Head

Sesh.

A Day Off In The Life Of

I woke the fuck up at 10 AM this morning, threw on some mandles and jeans, made my way through the back yard (exchanging high-fives with the guys who are remodeling the kitchen,) and hopped on the computer. So what's new?

A couple of people have sent me this link- http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/

New on iTunes yesterday- Neil Diamond. At the risk of a (very) lengthy "I told you so" from Fer, I gots to say I LOVE this record. Who knew? Fer and Rick Rubin, obviously.

What else is new today? Not much. It's raining and my brain is sluggish.

On the way to the gym today, there was a car ahead of me that wouldn't make a left-hand turn even though there were no cars coming and no pedestrians in the crosswalk. I wanted to introduce a fatal embolism into the driver's carotid artery by FARTING DIRECTLY INTO HER BLOODSTREAM, and I said so. Out loud.

Also? I just chewed 3 packs of Orbit Citrusmint.

That is all.

Quote of the Day

"Stop thinking. Thinking causes prog-rock."

-mfdc

Haiku of the Day

I must update, cunt!
How the hell are you doing?
I'm fine... like you care.