Blog Jelly + Quote of the Day

It has been called to my attention that lately my Blog Jelly has been "weak." After much reflection, I must reluctantly concede the truth of this statement.

As it happens, Mrs. Muppet, I HAVE been extremely busy Making Hits For The Kids.™ Is that so wrong? Why do you hate The Kids™, Muppie?

Anyhoo, did anyone else notice that the Dirty Dancing Soundtrack is now available on iTunes?

If there's anything that's better than a tender coming-of-age tale set in the Catskills during the pre-Beatles 60's, it's a tender coming-of-age tale set in the Catskills during the pre-Beatles 60's starring that beautiful man Patrick Swayze. And if there's anything even BETTER than a tender coming-of-age tale set in the Catskills during the pre-Beatles 60's starring that beautiful man Patrick Swayze, it's a tender coming-of-age tale set in the Catskills during the pre-Beatles 60's starring that beautiful man Patrick Swayze WHERE HE SINGS AN AWESOME SONG ON THE SOUNDTRACK. THAT HAS SEXY-ASS SAXOPHONE BREAKS. BEFORE THE ADVENT OF AUTO-TUNE. UNFORTUNATELY.

She's Like The Wind, my friends. Who's she? Deebo? Jennifer Grey? Valerie Plame? I don't know. Only Swayze knows for sure.

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Quote of the Day-

MFDG: "Helen Keller could probably identify a scent from MILES away."
MFDC: "But could she mix worth a SHIT? I didn't think so. Case closed."