Yanni Is BACK!

The Hair. The Moustache. The 7/8 Time. The C-Major Noodling. Again, that Beautiful, BEAUTIFUL Moustache.

Yanni. Is. Back!

Yanni, everyone's favorite women's advocate, has returned with a new live set recorded in Las Vegas.

Now I know what my NRG peeps are thinking: "But MFDC... wasn't Live At The Acropolis the definitive live Yanni performance?"

I would authoritatively retort, "While Acropolis WAS his finest moment, he hasn't ceased to be a live Easy Listening force to be reckoned with."

Then I would say, "Holy Christ, I'm a GAYLORD."

Also, I would say that you were "garbage" and, as such, "should be packing [your] things in garbage bags."