A Conspiracy Of Silence: Milli Vanilli, MFDC and The Cunts Of Navarone
In recent years, the blogosphere has become THE source for news and information that the ass-licking sycophants of The Mainstream Media have missed or willfully buried. President Gimpy McFucktard is using the Constitution as a cumrag at the Big-Oil Orgy, but who gives a shit when Brangelina is about to squirt out the most attractive placenta EVER?
It is in the spirit of this renegade journalism that I bring you the following fact, a revelation that is as absent from the MSM as an accurate count is from a Diebold voting machine:
Milli Vanilli's seminal debut album, "Girl You Know It's True," is fucking OUT OF PRINT!
Obviously, several questions come to mind at once.
How is this possible? Is it being readied for re-release? Has the price of oil made the manufacture of non-essential petroleum -based items cost-prohibitive? What kind of fucking tool would decide that GYKIT is "non-essential?" And lastly, WHY THE FUCK WAS I NOT INFORMED??? You're FIRED, Imaginary Lackey!
I'm sending out a general call for help to my peeps in The Biz with contacts at Arista Records: Find out the status of GYKIT and report back! Sealed copies of the CD are going for over $40.00 on ebay, and I refuse to submit to that kind of Exxon-style price gouging.
Don't force me to learn how to use Limewire.
(BTW, "The Cunts Of Navarone" has nothing to do with anything. It's just this phrase that's stuck in my head. Yeah. It's awesome being me.)
It is in the spirit of this renegade journalism that I bring you the following fact, a revelation that is as absent from the MSM as an accurate count is from a Diebold voting machine:
Milli Vanilli's seminal debut album, "Girl You Know It's True," is fucking OUT OF PRINT!
Obviously, several questions come to mind at once.
How is this possible? Is it being readied for re-release? Has the price of oil made the manufacture of non-essential petroleum -based items cost-prohibitive? What kind of fucking tool would decide that GYKIT is "non-essential?" And lastly, WHY THE FUCK WAS I NOT INFORMED??? You're FIRED, Imaginary Lackey!
I'm sending out a general call for help to my peeps in The Biz with contacts at Arista Records: Find out the status of GYKIT and report back! Sealed copies of the CD are going for over $40.00 on ebay, and I refuse to submit to that kind of Exxon-style price gouging.
Don't force me to learn how to use Limewire.
(BTW, "The Cunts Of Navarone" has nothing to do with anything. It's just this phrase that's stuck in my head. Yeah. It's awesome being me.)
posted by MFDC at 1:02 AM
4 Comments:
I'm pretty sure that KC has a few copies...maybe he could float one out to you. He's cool like that.
Rock ON!
(PS...in Milli Vanilla style, I had someone else type this and I just used my name...)
Clearly my spell checker is NOT a Milli Vanilli fan as it changed Vanilli to Vanilla...not cool.
"Milli Vanilla" makes me want some Ben & Jerry's.
$40.00, huh?
kind of makes me wish I hadn't
wiped my ass with my copy.
...no, no, on second thought, it doesn't.
those "guys" are lame.
B-/
"ptwwh"
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