Breakfast

In 2002, "breakfast" would have consisted of 3 Winston Lights.

Today, I had granola with almond milk.

Logical Conclusion: Aging turns you into a hippie douche.

Catch-Up

Hola, Cunts!

I've been quite the Douchey McWorkface lately.



Here's a few tidbits-

New Music

Do you like Rs? And K's? And buying vowels? Then check out Rurik. I recorded and mixed a few songs with these guys for their new CD (along with MFDC-bud Jay Baumgardener . It just came back from mastering (Ted Jensen @ Sterling Sound) sounding spec-fucking-tacular.

Math-Core Gods Ketaset are pressing their 5-song EP and in preparation for a series of So-Cal shows. It was recorded and mixed over a period of years for a total budget of $3.26, most of which was spent on laxatives for me. Prepare to be skull-fucked in 15/8, bitches.

And this is fun.

Blackberry Curve



I am a hardcore Apple guy, and the iPhone is SEXY. It is a MOIST little technological love-monkey and I WANTS it. But...

a. I hate, hate, HATE AT&T.
b. No copy and paste? Are you fucking KIDDING me?
c. Battery not replaceable by the user.
d. Memory not upgradable. 8MB is jack shit.
e. The Curve does EVERYTHING the iPhone does (including Wi-Fi) and MORE, in an admittedly uglier and less elegant fashion.

Sigh. Maybe next time.