The Past Is Gay

Oh Lord.

Also?

99¢

Please remind me of this the next time my head gets too big.

Thanks.

Happy Motherfucking Thanksgiving

I don't have the energy for my usual sarcastic list of things that I'm thankful for.

BUT.

I'm thankful that MFDG is here.

This photograph also serves as proof that I wear the Akron shirt.

Woot.

Quote of the Day

"I'm NOT pointing any fingers. I'm just saying that I wouldn't be surprised if, someday, every one of us who was involved with that record was rounded up by NATO and summarily shot."

-mfdc

Haiku of the Day

What an awesome day!
Exercise democracy
and eat a McRib!

Gear And Lobster Onesie